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What's The Most 'Absurd' Thing You Have Ever Seen In Australia?


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See, see, see, for those of you who don't know, step away from the beet root. It's nothing but a giant bully boy radish on steroids who goes out of it's way to ruin many a good sarnie.

 

See, see, see, look at the demonic grin on it's idiotic face, don't trust it my friends, it is just waiting to turn your bread red with it's red insidious slime, if I wanted red bread I'd bloody well order red bread wouldn't I.

 

See, see, see, STEP AWAY FROM THE BEET ROOT.:realmad:

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

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Honestly Tony, Beet Root tastes nothing like Radish!

 

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story Web,:embarrassed:.

 

I couldn't think of anything else that looked remotely like beet root mate, sorry, well apart from another beet root that is,:embarrassed::no:.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

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Absurd, but slightly different:

 

Spent 11 months trying to get out of England in 1962/3. Got to Australia, spent the obligatory 4 years for citizenship; obtained Australian passport and went to England...The mongrels promptly stamped my passport, "Only allowed 6 months in UK" :arghh:

 

Cheers, Bobj.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story Web,:embarrassed:.

 

I couldn't think of anything else that looked remotely like beet root mate, sorry, well apart from another beet root that is,:embarrassed::no:.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

Well you should realize that their may be people on this forum that, unbeknown to you, eat, grow and form attachments to beet root both physical or emotional. Unthoughtful and callous remarks just for a laugh are inexcusable, you should be ashamed of yourself!:biglaugh:

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Well you should realize that their may be people on this forum that, unbeknown to you, eat, grow and form attachments to beet root both physical or emotional. Unthoughtful and callous remarks just for a laugh are inexcusable, you should be ashamed of yourself!:biglaugh:

 

Suitably chastised Web, and as for punishment I shall go and watch five minutes of Britains Got Talent.

 

And once again Web, I apologise to anyone who has formed a strong bond with a beet root over the years,:no::embarrassed::embarrassed:.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

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Suitably chastised Web, and as for punishment I shall go and watch five minutes of Britains Got Talent.

 

And once again Web, I apologise to anyone who has formed a strong bond with a beet root over the years,:no::embarrassed::embarrassed:.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

Apparently there are some specialist books for Beetroot Admirers :rolleyes:

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I had an absurd incident when I first arrived in Australia. I was walking along with my husband & an old indiginous man came up to us & said " hey mate, your mrs is eno right ? " we looked at each other & The old bloke looked at us as if we were really dim & said " Eno mate y'know GOTiC... We all ended up laughing & That was a slighty obsurd moment :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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:smile: When I first started dating my (now) Aussie husband, his twin sister said to his Mum "Hey, what's Mick's Sheila called?" To which his Mum replied "Sheila".His twin rolled her eyes and said

"I know it's his Sheila but what's her name?".....my name IS Sheila lol:laugh:

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I did see on a community noticeboard a bullock for rent. oddly enough some people had taken the phone number tabs. Actually, in rural areas it is not as silly as it sounds but makes a difference from cars for sale and house shares advertised

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I haven't witnessed this at first hand but my husband told me that in the town near where he was Jackarooing, there was a man who used to walk into town with a huge pig on a lead & he'd give people rides & sometimes there'd be two people riding into the town on this huge pig....

 

ingenious or absurd you decide :biglaugh::biglaugh:

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I did see on a community noticeboard a bullock for rent. oddly enough some people had taken the phone number tabs. Actually, in rural areas it is not as silly as it sounds but makes a difference from cars for sale and house shares advertised

 

What would you use a Bullock for? Draft animal??

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i saw a car pulling a wheely bin down the motorway on a piece of rope behind the car was drifting everywhere thought that was weird

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There is a roadsign near to us, that is a warning for deer that someone always sticks a Santa in his sleigh to. I mean to take a photo but it is on the main road and there isn't anywhere safe to stop. There is also a decorated Christmas tree that someone puts up at the side of the road in the middle of the Royal National Park.

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There is also a decorated Christmas tree that someone puts up at the side of the road in the middle of the Royal National Park.

 

This is ours in Moreton bay national park................it looked funnier stuck in the bow of the boat when we humped it out there :laugh:

 

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I find the huge billboard posters for male impotence on the motorway a little absurd!

 

 

 

Hi Shreen

 

Yes, I agree, and why make them that BIG, talk about kick a man when he's down.

 

Cheer Tony.:wink:

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I find the huge billboard posters for male impotence on the motorway a little absurd!

 

So do I seeing as in my experience it's the sheilas that have the problem :tongue:

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LOL, the most absurd thing we have seen so far, was a home made cardboard sign strapped to a tree saying '' Lost Black and White Cow''... lol,, We had only been in Australia a few days when we saw it ,although it still makes me wonder how someone can lose a cow,lol.

 

Cal x

 

That's funny!

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Another one that whilst not absurd was staggering to me. I had and have always been fascinated with wild life, I remember going to the Daintree for the first time and seeing this.

 

Blew me away, to a teenager it fascinated me that such animals I had only read about were ACTUALLY in the river, absurd, no, but bloomin exciting and thrilling.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

Yes love those signs too, and on the bottom you notice 'penalties apply' - yes you get eaten, LOL. I was in Palm Cove near Cairns and was in the ocean beach, swimming behind the 'Stinger' nets. I put my arms over the net once and the lifesaver kindly asked me to pull my arm back, to which I replied 'oh sorry, yes the stingers, I forgot (i.e. I'm from Melbourne, LOL) and he said 'we had a crocodile jump over the net the other day'. I swam back to shore pretty quickly. Think I might just stay in Melbourne next time:laugh:

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Beet root and Parsley with EVERYTHING, WTF is all that about. Sandwiches, a mass of Parsley as a 'side' dish, more than you could choke a donkey with, then look inside the bread and there ooooooooozzing it's deadly red demonic translucent goo is BEET ROOT,:arghh::mad::biglaugh:.

 

Cheers Tony.:wink:

 

 

I think that Aus is the only country in the world where Mc Donalds puts beetroot in the burgers Tony. I love it.

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I find the huge billboard posters for male impotence on the motorway a little absurd!

 

LOL,and not just the billboards the amount of advertising in general is absurd,,lol, its oon the TV, Radio, Billboards , Magazines ,everywhereeeeee ,lol

 

Cal x

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